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[Jan. 12th, 2007|11:21 am] |
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Oh hey I guess I never did this for Emilioliolio.
Age: 18
Height: 182 cm (about 5'11 1/2")
Weight: "Secret"
Medical Info: Nothing specified
Eyes: Green (? I have to check)
Hair: Dirty blonde/light brown, wavy
Physical traits: Tall, strong and healthy looking. Wears old-fashioned looking clothes, as his canon seems to be set in the 1910's or 1920's.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Absolutely anything.
Abilities: Nothing allowed in camp.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Go for it!
Hugging/Kissing/Other non-violent physical contact: Unf yes please.
Maim/Murder/Death: =D I would still want to discuss first, but cartoony deaths with no emo are fine.
Cooking: Emilio + fire = bad. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2006|06:48 am] |
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Emilio on New Year's Day.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Emilio.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Emilio.
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Emilio!
- Over 2000 people have now climbed Emilio, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
- If you drop Emilio from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first!
- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Emilio.
- The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Emilio!
- Emilioology is the study of Emilio.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Emilio.
...oh dear sweet Lord. |
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[Dec. 26th, 2006|01:27 pm] |
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BEST MEME EVER mmkay.
Comment here to find out what dirty filthy sexual fantasies MY characters (Rey, Lunamaria, Yuujirou, EMILIO) have about YOUR characters. 8D
If I don't know you, it might not be that great. (But Emilio doesn't care!) |
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[Dec. 9th, 2006|06:26 pm] |
I went to CFUD and died
#1. Stabbed by Lu Xun.
Came back to camp nude in an enormous clamshell.
#2. Poisoned by [secret].
Came back to life with horns and a tail. Horns fell off and he kept them in his pocket so he could poke people with them.
#3. Smited by an angry god with lightning-bolt.
Instant reincarnation in Canada.
#4. Eaten by Filif-as-shark.
Came back to life in Filif's tummy.
#5. Eaten by Cielo. (The "Fatal Vore" incident).
Came back to life as a jello-mold.
#6. Threshed by Violet.
((Please tell me if I forgot any killinatings =D)) |
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[Sep. 24th, 2006|11:00 pm] |
September 18 - 24
Meets Ritsu and advises him to wear a skirt if he's going to stand on rooftops.
FOOTBALL POST. Just linking the entire post, too many threads to link. Emilio tackles his own team members, tells Yzak that he is going to be molested, ends up getting his nose broken when Hiruma kicks a ball into it. The ball bounces off Emilio's nose into Dee's crotch. Overall, a classic post.
Is a complete ass to Rosalyn, who he thinks is too bossy!!
Meets Soujirou! Finds out he is a sort of servant 8D
Meets Tiny!Sena. Has no idea about anything to do with children. They decide to go and have cake and ice cream and tea!
Asks Delirium if she's a Catholic. Is stupid at Lady. Is stupid at Thor and would probably have gotten Hammer'd if not for Bailey's intervention. |
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